LOOKING FUR JELLICLE BALL--IZE NOO HERE.

HELLO. MY NAME IZ LITTLE KITTY HOUSE OF KNOP. I THINK YEW ALL KNEW
GRETCHEN MARIE WHO USED TO BE THUH REZIDENT CAT HERE. SHE IZ THUH WUN
WHO WISPERED IN MY EER TO GO HOME WIF HER HOOMIN AND TAKE CARE OF HER.

IZE FIFE YEERZ OLD AND THER IZ NUFFING ABOUT ME THAT IZ LITTLE. I
WEIGHZ ABOUT 12 POUNDZ, AM ALL BLACK WIF BIG YELLO EYEZ. I OPEN MY
MOUF WIDE AND I MEOW REEL LOUD. I HOPE THUH SEKRETAREE KIN redooce
thuh volumeof my speeking so yeew don't all git skared and run away.

I lived wif a famlee fur fife yeerz. There wer two liddle boyz there
and wun of them got allerjeez and azthma so they took me to a shelter
and didn't cum bak. I hated thuh other catz in thuh shelter so I got
to liv in thuh office wif thuh hoomins. But that wuz too bizzy and
noizy fur me too. I wuz furry unhappy. Then wun day a hoomin lady
came in and sed she had a good quiet home fur a timid cat. I wuz
hiding on a box unner a desk and Gretchen Marie told me thiis wuz THUH
ONE. So I came out and MEOWED and twined around her chubby legz. She
went to look at sum of thuh other kitteez but she sed her home wuz just
right fur ME. Se looked at me unner thuh desk and sed, "Do yew want
to come home wif me?" I sed MEEEEEOOOWWWWW. She sed, "Am I thuh
rite one?" I sed MEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWW. I think Ize gonna like her.
She feedz me reel good and pets me a lot. She also skolds me so I know
she needz sum dissiplin.

Altho I have BIG PAWS. I can nefur fill thoze of Gretchen Marie and I
DON'T WANT TO. IZE GLAD GM TAWT THIZ HOOMIN THAT ITZ OK TO BE
MYOWNSELF.

Little Kitty, hoping she did OK wif her introdukshun