Tiger's Memorial Service begins...

External Since: Sep 05, 2010 Posts: 113

Trudi thinks, so in reality sammy and Tiger were the original diplocats to
the second wurld, how great is that...
"Samuel Redcat Mahoney" wrote in message

>I would like to say somefing.
>
> Since we are remembering our good friend Tiger, I thought I would like
> to repost a story from a little while ago about Tiger an me going i
> on a adbenchure. All through dis adbnechure Tiger was strong and
> brave and trustworthy.
>
> Back when I asked da bootiful Lilith to be mine wink, and Tiger
> asked the loverly Anais, we bof figgered dat we needed to do somefing
> special fur our kitty-winks. It makes sense dat bootiful kitties
> need bootiful fings, so we decided dat we needed to get special
> bewinking collars fur our winks and special medallions fur da
> collars. Tiger an me searched all over lookin fur da bestest places.
> We ported to places all over da world, an we finally finded a old
> hoomin craftsman in Spain who could make da collars out of fine
> soft leather. We gived him da sizes and our winks colors, and him
> said him would haf da collars ready in a few weeks. Den we had to
> find where to get da medallions made. We visited Furmany, an Italy,
> an Furrance, an lotz o offur places. But da bestest we could find
> was in Eye-r-land. So we ported to Eye-r-land an bisited all da
> jewelers we could find.
>
> After we had spended lots an lots of days looking at lots of stuff
> we finded a little village dat camed highly recommended. Craftsmen
> from all over da world had mentioned dis little village. So we went
> dere and spended some time in da kitty-pubs, trying to figger out
> who was da bestest jeweler of all. It was in one of da liddle
> kitty-pubs dat we meeted a one-eyed tuxedo cat named Seamus. Him
> telled us about da bestest hoomin jeweler in town, but da way him
> said it suggested dat dere was a even betterer jeweler, but one not
> necessarily hoomin. We buyed him a lot of nip ale an finally getted
> him to tell us da legend of the Kitties from Below.
>
> It seems dat dere is a hill outside of town wif some caves in it.
> One of dese caves goes furry deep into da hill, and kitties who go
> into da cave usually dont come back again. And every full moon a
> band of mysterious kitties comes out of da cave into da forests and
> stay out til da next night, den dey go back into da cave. Strange
> fings happen in da village da day dat da strange kitties is out,
> but Seamus wouldnt tell us what kind of strange fings. Anyhow, dese
> mysterious kitties is supposed to be da best jewelers ever! Dey
> wears some bootiful gold an silfur jewelry, and dey makes it all
> demselves. Da problem is dat dey dont haf nuffing to do with regular
> kitties. Local legend says dat a local kitty who encounters one of
> da mysterious kitties will disappear. Tiger an me discussed fings,
> an we figgered dat dese kitties would be da logical choice fur da
> makers of our winks medallions, an we just needed to gif dem reasons
> to not want to make us disappear. Dere had to be fings dat dey
> wanted an couldnt get dat we could supply dem. So we figgered out
> how to approach dem, and stocked up on supplies. Da next night was
> supposed to be da full moon! So just as da sun was going down Tiger
> an me marched up da hill and sitted down right outside da cave dat
> da Magical Kitties was supposed to come out of. We dint want to
> surprise dem so we builded a small fire, and we wanted to make dem
> feel welcome so we putted a turkey-bird on da fire to roast. We was
> sitting dere quietly meowning to ourselves, keepin ours eyes open
> fur da appearance of da kitties. One moment we was looking at da
> empty cave, and da furry next moment we was surrounded by kitties!
> Dere was a whole ring of kitties around us an dey was all hissing
> and yeowling. Den a big orange kitty stepped forward and raised one
> paw an all da offur kitties got quiet. Him stood in front of us an
> said "You kitties have to come to a very dangerous place. All
> residents of this, area have been warned to leave our territory
> unmolested, yet here you are. What is the meaning of this? Have you
> no desire to remain in this, world?" Tiger said We don't mean any
> disrespect, and we don't wish to inconvenience you. We bring you a
> request and we offer you a trade. Da big orange cat said "Continue".
> I said We are from Catmerica, an we travelled all dis way to find
> an we figgered dat dese kitties would be da logical choice fur da
> makers of our winks medallions, an we just needed to gif dem reasons
> to not want to make us disappear. Dere had to be fings dat dey
> wanted an couldnt get dat we could supply dem. So we figgered out
> how to approach dem, and stocked up on supplies. Da next night was
> supposed to be da full moon! So just as da sun was going down Tiger
> an me marched up da hill and sitted down right outside da cave dat
> da Magical Kitties was supposed to come out of. We dint want to
> surprise dem so we builded a small fire, and we wanted to make dem
> feel welcome so we putted a turkey-bird on da fire to roast. We was
> sitting dere quietly meowning to ourselves, keepin ours eyes open
> fur da appearance of da kitties. One moment we was looking at da
> empty cave, and da furry next moment we was surrounded by kitties!
> Dere was a whole ring of kitties around us an dey was all hissing
> and yeowling. Den a big orange kitty stepped forward and raised one
> paw an all da offur kitties got quiet. Him stood in front of us an
> said "You kitties have to come to a very dangerous place. All
> residents of this, area have been warned to leave our territory
> unmolested, yet here you are. What is the meaning of this? Have you
> no desire to remain in this, world?" Tiger said We don't mean any
> disrespect, and we don't wish to inconvenience you. We bring you a
> request and we offer you a trade. Da big orange cat said "Continue".
> I said We are from Catmerica, an we travelled all dis way to find
> an we figgered dat dese kitties would be da logical choice fur da
> makers of our winks medallions, an we just needed to gif dem reasons
> to not want to make us disappear. Dere had to be fings dat dey
> wanted an couldnt get dat we could supply dem. So we figgered out
> how to approach dem, and stocked up on supplies. Da next night was
> supposed to be da full moon! So just as da sun was going down Tiger
> an me marched up da hill and sitted down right outside da cave dat
> da Magical Kitties was supposed to come out of. We dint want to
> surprise dem so we builded a small fire, and we wanted to make dem
> feel welcome so we putted a turkey-bird on da fire to roast. We was
> sitting dere quietly meowning to ourselves, keepin ours eyes open
> fur da appearance of da kitties. One moment we was looking at da
> empty cave, and da furry next moment we was surrounded by kitties!
> Dere was a whole ring of kitties around us an dey was all hissing
> and yeowling. Den a big orange kitty stepped forward and raised one
> paw an all da offur kitties got quiet. Him stood in front of us an
> said "You kitties have to come to a very dangerous place. All
> residents of this, area have been warned to leave our territory
> unmolested, yet here you are. What is the meaning of this? Have you
> no desire to remain in this, world?" Tiger said We don't mean any
> disrespect, and we don't wish to inconvenience you. We bring you a
> request and we offer you a trade. Da big orange cat said "Continue".
> I said We are from Catmerica, an we travelled all dis way to find
> da bestest craftsmen in dis world or da next. We is engaged to get
> winked to da mostest bootiful girl cats in da world, and we is
> hoping dat you will craft bewinking medallions for dem. In return
> we offers you fings dat you prolly cant get. We brings you lots of
> sammon-fishie - many pounds of it, in refrigelators so dey wont
> spoil. We brings you turkeybirds. We brings you special hoomin-detectors,
> designed by mine sisfur so you can find even hidden hoomins. An we
> brings you our pledge dat we will nefur reveal to any creature,
> kitty, human, or offurwise, da location of yours cave. Da big orange
> kitty then said "Your offer is interesting, but we have a long
> tradition. Kitties of the Second World dont deal with kitties of
> the First World - this is as it has always been. We could indeed
> use the wonderful foods you offer, but we have no precedent to guide
> us". Tiger den suggested dat all of da magical kitties sit down
> an haf some of da turkeybird, since it was just getting done and
> smelled really, really, really good. Da big orange kitty nodded his
> head so all da kitties approached, cautiously sampled da turkeybird,
> den dey dug in. We bof den taked pikchoors of our loverly winks out
> of our pockets and showed dem around. Da big orange kitty said dat
> him would talk to da offur kitties and see what dey wanted to do.
> But, him said, if we wanted to deal wif da Kitties of da Second
> World we would have to spend da night in dere place. So we agreed
> to do so. Da big orange kitty taked us into da cave while da offur
> kitties all ran off to da forest. Him leaded us into absolute
> darkness where even our kitty vision wasnt no help. Dere was passages
> an tunnels going efurry which way and we catched glimpses of big,
> open rooms as we walked past. Some of dem had candles glowing, but
> some of dem was lit wif a soft glow dat didnt seem to have any
> source dat we could see. We got leaded to a a room wif a candle
> burning in it, wif nice soft cushions an lidder boxes. We settled
> in and talked bout our bewinking plans, den we falled asleep.
>
> We sleeped all fru da night. When we waked up dere was dishes of
> yummy kitty food fur us. A kitty wif all black fur comed to get us,
> and him was carrying a candle so we could see where we was going.
> Him lead us fru some twisty passages to a big, heavy wooden door.
> Da door had strange symbols carved on it, and some of dem sort of
> glowed! It was furry cool. Him pulled da door open and said we
> should go in. Tiger an me was bof kind of worried. We was on da
> ground level of a big round room. Dere was a couple of levels of
> floors higher den the floor we was on, and dey circled the whole
> room. Dere was benches, sort of like judges benches, all around da
> room on the higher levels. Dere was about a dozen kitties sitting
> dere, most of dem furry old. Da red cat from da night before stood
> up and talked to us. "My name is Aed, and I am the spokescat for
> the Council. We have discussed your request, and we have just a few
> questions for you. Samuel, will you vow to never tell the secret
> of our location, under pain of death, to any living creature for
> as long as you live? "I said I abso-purr-lutely do! Him then said
> "Tiger, will you vow to never tell the secret of our location, under
> pain of death, to any living creature, for as long as you live?"
> Tiger said I certainly do! Den Aed said "Samuel, Tiger, will you
> both vow to love the girlcats to which you are enwinked for the
> rest of your lives, to protect them and cherish them always, and
> to offer up your life for hers if it is ever required of you?"
> Tiger an I bof meowed togeffur "Yes, we do". Den Aed said "The
> council has discussed your request and what you are offering in
> exchange. There is no precedent in our history to guide us, so we
> had much to consider". Him picked up da pictures we had shown him
> of Lilith and Anais and handed dem back to us. "We agree that your
> ladycats are of exceptional beauty and they are worthy of exquisite
> adornment. We will produce the medallions you request. Each ladycat
> shall have a one-of-a-kind piece designed for her, crafted just for
> her. This work will require a months work from all of our craftsmen.
> You will be escorted back to the First World. Return to the mouth
> of our cave in one month's time, and we will present you with what
> you have requested". Da black kitty dat lead us to the meeting room
> comed back in, den him lead us back to da surface. We teleported
> back home and took part in da Community activities, and nefur told
> nokitty where we had been. Den, amonf later, we ported back. Just
> as da moon rose straight overhead 6 kitties appeared at da mouf of
> da cave. Dey walked up to us and handed Tiger an me each a wooden
> box. We opened up da boxes and gasped! Da medallion dey had made
> fur Lilith was da mostest beautiful fing I ever saw. It was gold
> an silfur and had precious stones on it - da moonlight shimmered
> and shined, and it looked sort of like it was on fire. Fur mebbe
> ten minutes I couldnt hardly breathe it was so purrty! When I finally
> tore mine eyes away from it Tiger an me was alone again. Tiger had
> just managed to look away from Anais pendant too - him was also
> totally captivated by hers. Tiger looked around and spotted a
> parchment scroll on da ground. We unrolled it and took a look. It
> read "Masters Tiger and Samuel, you are hearby extended an invitation
> to visit the Cats of the Second World any time you choose to do so.
> This invitation also extends to your winks. You are the only mortal
> cats to whom this invitation has ever been extended". It was signed
> with Aeds paw print. So we picked up our boxes and ported back home.
> At our wedwinks we were both honored to be able to present our
> winks with stunningly bootiful pendants to match their stunningly
> bootiful selves. That is the story of how Tiger and me had our own
> grand adventure.
>
> I will miss my good buddy Tiger furry furry much.
>
> Sammy
>

External Since: Sep 05, 2010 Posts: 113

oej smilez atta mozey anna meowie
"Mosey =^,,^=" wrote in message

>
> "Samuel Redcat Mahoney"
>>I would like to say somefing.
>>
>> Since we are remembering our good friend Tiger, I thought I would like
>> to repost a story from a little while ago about Tiger an me going i
>> on a adbenchure. All through dis adbnechure Tiger was strong and
>> brave and trustworthy.
>>
>> Back when I asked da bootiful Lilith to be mine wink, and Tiger
>> asked the loverly Anais, we bof figgered dat we needed to do somefing
>> special fur our kitty-winks. It makes sense dat bootiful kitties
>> need bootiful fings, so we decided dat we needed to get special
>> bewinking collars fur our winks and special medallions fur da
>> collars. Tiger an me searched all over lookin fur da bestest places.
>> We ported to places all over da world, an we finally finded a old
>> hoomin craftsman in Spain who could make da collars out of fine
>> soft leather. We gived him da sizes and our winks colors, and him
>> said him would haf da collars ready in a few weeks. Den we had to
>> find where to get da medallions made. We visited Furmany, an Italy,
>> an Furrance, an lotz o offur places. But da bestest we could find
>> was in Eye-r-land. So we ported to Eye-r-land an bisited all da
>> jewelers we could find.
>>
>> After we had spended lots an lots of days looking at lots of stuff
>> we finded a little village dat camed highly recommended. Craftsmen
>> from all over da world had mentioned dis little village. So we went
>> dere and spended some time in da kitty-pubs, trying to figger out
>> who was da bestest jeweler of all. It was in one of da liddle
>> kitty-pubs dat we meeted a one-eyed tuxedo cat named Seamus. Him
>> telled us about da bestest hoomin jeweler in town, but da way him
>> said it suggested dat dere was a even betterer jeweler, but one not
>> necessarily hoomin. We buyed him a lot of nip ale an finally getted
>> him to tell us da legend of the Kitties from Below.
>>
>> It seems dat dere is a hill outside of town wif some caves in it.
>> One of dese caves goes furry deep into da hill, and kitties who go
>> into da cave usually dont come back again. And every full moon a
>> band of mysterious kitties comes out of da cave into da forests and
>> stay out til da next night, den dey go back into da cave. Strange
>> fings happen in da village da day dat da strange kitties is out,
>> but Seamus wouldnt tell us what kind of strange fings. Anyhow, dese
>> mysterious kitties is supposed to be da best jewelers ever! Dey
>> wears some bootiful gold an silfur jewelry, and dey makes it all
>> demselves. Da problem is dat dey dont haf nuffing to do with regular
>> kitties. Local legend says dat a local kitty who encounters one of
>> da mysterious kitties will disappear. Tiger an me discussed fings,
>> an we figgered dat dese kitties would be da logical choice fur da
>> makers of our winks medallions, an we just needed to gif dem reasons
>> to not want to make us disappear. Dere had to be fings dat dey
>> wanted an couldnt get dat we could supply dem. So we figgered out
>> how to approach dem, and stocked up on supplies. Da next night was
>> supposed to be da full moon! So just as da sun was going down Tiger
>> an me marched up da hill and sitted down right outside da cave dat
>> da Magical Kitties was supposed to come out of. We dint want to
>> surprise dem so we builded a small fire, and we wanted to make dem
>> feel welcome so we putted a turkey-bird on da fire to roast. We was
>> sitting dere quietly meowning to ourselves, keepin ours eyes open
>> fur da appearance of da kitties. One moment we was looking at da
>> empty cave, and da furry next moment we was surrounded by kitties!
>> Dere was a whole ring of kitties around us an dey was all hissing
>> and yeowling. Den a big orange kitty stepped forward and raised one
>> paw an all da offur kitties got quiet. Him stood in front of us an
>> said "You kitties have to come to a very dangerous place. All
>> residents of this, area have been warned to leave our territory
>> unmolested, yet here you are. What is the meaning of this? Have you
>> no desire to remain in this, world?" Tiger said We don't mean any
>> disrespect, and we don't wish to inconvenience you. We bring you a
>> request and we offer you a trade. Da big orange cat said "Continue".
>> I said We are from Catmerica, an we travelled all dis way to find
>> an we figgered dat dese kitties would be da logical choice fur da
>> makers of our winks medallions, an we just needed to gif dem reasons
>> to not want to make us disappear. Dere had to be fings dat dey
>> wanted an couldnt get dat we could supply dem. So we figgered out
>> how to approach dem, and stocked up on supplies. Da next night was
>> supposed to be da full moon! So just as da sun was going down Tiger
>> an me marched up da hill and sitted down right outside da cave dat
>> da Magical Kitties was supposed to come out of. We dint want to
>> surprise dem so we builded a small fire, and we wanted to make dem
>> feel welcome so we putted a turkey-bird on da fire to roast. We was
>> sitting dere quietly meowning to ourselves, keepin ours eyes open
>> fur da appearance of da kitties. One moment we was looking at da
>> empty cave, and da furry next moment we was surrounded by kitties!
>> Dere was a whole ring of kitties around us an dey was all hissing
>> and yeowling. Den a big orange kitty stepped forward and raised one
>> paw an all da offur kitties got quiet. Him stood in front of us an
>> said "You kitties have to come to a very dangerous place. All
>> residents of this, area have been warned to leave our territory
>> unmolested, yet here you are. What is the meaning of this? Have you
>> no desire to remain in this, world?" Tiger said We don't mean any
>> disrespect, and we don't wish to inconvenience you. We bring you a
>> request and we offer you a trade. Da big orange cat said "Continue".
>> I said We are from Catmerica, an we travelled all dis way to find
>> an we figgered dat dese kitties would be da logical choice fur da
>> makers of our winks medallions, an we just needed to gif dem reasons
>> to not want to make us disappear. Dere had to be fings dat dey
>> wanted an couldnt get dat we could supply dem. So we figgered out
>> how to approach dem, and stocked up on supplies. Da next night was
>> supposed to be da full moon! So just as da sun was going down Tiger
>> an me marched up da hill and sitted down right outside da cave dat
>> da Magical Kitties was supposed to come out of. We dint want to
>> surprise dem so we builded a small fire, and we wanted to make dem
>> feel welcome so we putted a turkey-bird on da fire to roast. We was
>> sitting dere quietly meowning to ourselves, keepin ours eyes open
>> fur da appearance of da kitties. One moment we was looking at da
>> empty cave, and da furry next moment we was surrounded by kitties!
>> Dere was a whole ring of kitties around us an dey was all hissing
>> and yeowling. Den a big orange kitty stepped forward and raised one
>> paw an all da offur kitties got quiet. Him stood in front of us an
>> said "You kitties have to come to a very dangerous place. All
>> residents of this, area have been warned to leave our territory
>> unmolested, yet here you are. What is the meaning of this? Have you
>> no desire to remain in this, world?" Tiger said We don't mean any
>> disrespect, and we don't wish to inconvenience you. We bring you a
>> request and we offer you a trade. Da big orange cat said "Continue".
>> I said We are from Catmerica, an we travelled all dis way to find
>> da bestest craftsmen in dis world or da next. We is engaged to get
>> winked to da mostest bootiful girl cats in da world, and we is
>> hoping dat you will craft bewinking medallions for dem. In return
>> we offers you fings dat you prolly cant get. We brings you lots of
>> sammon-fishie - many pounds of it, in refrigelators so dey wont
>> spoil. We brings you turkeybirds. We brings you special hoomin-detectors,
>> designed by mine sisfur so you can find even hidden hoomins. An we
>> brings you our pledge dat we will nefur reveal to any creature,
>> kitty, human, or offurwise, da location of yours cave. Da big orange
>> kitty then said "Your offer is interesting, but we have a long
>> tradition. Kitties of the Second World dont deal with kitties of
>> the First World - this is as it has always been. We could indeed
>> use the wonderful foods you offer, but we have no precedent to guide
>> us". Tiger den suggested dat all of da magical kitties sit down
>> an haf some of da turkeybird, since it was just getting done and
>> smelled really, really, really good. Da big orange kitty nodded his
>> head so all da kitties approached, cautiously sampled da turkeybird,
>> den dey dug in. We bof den taked pikchoors of our loverly winks out
>> of our pockets and showed dem around. Da big orange kitty said dat
>> him would talk to da offur kitties and see what dey wanted to do.
>> But, him said, if we wanted to deal wif da Kitties of da Second
>> World we would have to spend da night in dere place. So we agreed
>> to do so. Da big orange kitty taked us into da cave while da offur
>> kitties all ran off to da forest. Him leaded us into absolute
>> darkness where even our kitty vision wasnt no help. Dere was passages
>> an tunnels going efurry which way and we catched glimpses of big,
>> open rooms as we walked past. Some of dem had candles glowing, but
>> some of dem was lit wif a soft glow dat didnt seem to have any
>> source dat we could see. We got leaded to a a room wif a candle
>> burning in it, wif nice soft cushions an lidder boxes. We settled
>> in and talked bout our bewinking plans, den we falled asleep.
>>
>> We sleeped all fru da night. When we waked up dere was dishes of
>> yummy kitty food fur us. A kitty wif all black fur comed to get us,
>> and him was carrying a candle so we could see where we was going.
>> Him lead us fru some twisty passages to a big, heavy wooden door.
>> Da door had strange symbols carved on it, and some of dem sort of
>> glowed! It was furry cool. Him pulled da door open and said we
>> should go in. Tiger an me was bof kind of worried. We was on da
>> ground level of a big round room. Dere was a couple of levels of
>> floors higher den the floor we was on, and dey circled the whole
>> room. Dere was benches, sort of like judges benches, all around da
>> room on the higher levels. Dere was about a dozen kitties sitting
>> dere, most of dem furry old. Da red cat from da night before stood
>> up and talked to us. "My name is Aed, and I am the spokescat for
>> the Council. We have discussed your request, and we have just a few
>> questions for you. Samuel, will you vow to never tell the secret
>> of our location, under pain of death, to any living creature for
>> as long as you live? "I said I abso-purr-lutely do! Him then said
>> "Tiger, will you vow to never tell the secret of our location, under
>> pain of death, to any living creature, for as long as you live?"
>> Tiger said I certainly do! Den Aed said "Samuel, Tiger, will you
>> both vow to love the girlcats to which you are enwinked for the
>> rest of your lives, to protect them and cherish them always, and
>> to offer up your life for hers if it is ever required of you?"
>> Tiger an I bof meowed togeffur "Yes, we do". Den Aed said "The
>> council has discussed your request and what you are offering in
>> exchange. There is no precedent in our history to guide us, so we
>> had much to consider". Him picked up da pictures we had shown him
>> of Lilith and Anais and handed dem back to us. "We agree that your
>> ladycats are of exceptional beauty and they are worthy of exquisite
>> adornment. We will produce the medallions you request. Each ladycat
>> shall have a one-of-a-kind piece designed for her, crafted just for
>> her. This work will require a months work from all of our craftsmen.
>> You will be escorted back to the First World. Return to the mouth
>> of our cave in one month's time, and we will present you with what
>> you have requested". Da black kitty dat lead us to the meeting room
>> comed back in, den him lead us back to da surface. We teleported
>> back home and took part in da Community activities, and nefur told
>> nokitty where we had been. Den, amonf later, we ported back. Just
>> as da moon rose straight overhead 6 kitties appeared at da mouf of
>> da cave. Dey walked up to us and handed Tiger an me each a wooden
>> box. We opened up da boxes and gasped! Da medallion dey had made
>> fur Lilith was da mostest beautiful fing I ever saw. It was gold
>> an silfur and had precious stones on it - da moonlight shimmered
>> and shined, and it looked sort of like it was on fire. Fur mebbe
>> ten minutes I couldnt hardly breathe it was so purrty! When I finally
>> tore mine eyes away from it Tiger an me was alone again. Tiger had
>> just managed to look away from Anais pendant too - him was also
>> totally captivated by hers. Tiger looked around and spotted a
>> parchment scroll on da ground. We unrolled it and took a look. It
>> read "Masters Tiger and Samuel, you are hearby extended an invitation
>> to visit the Cats of the Second World any time you choose to do so.
>> This invitation also extends to your winks. You are the only mortal
>> cats to whom this invitation has ever been extended". It was signed
>> with Aeds paw print. So we picked up our boxes and ported back home.
>> At our wedwinks we were both honored to be able to present our
>> winks with stunningly bootiful pendants to match their stunningly
>> bootiful selves. That is the story of how Tiger and me had our own
>> grand adventure.
>>
>> I will miss my good buddy Tiger furry furry much.
>>
>> Sammy
>
> Mosey stands up n lufingly wooks at hiz feeyonsay MeOwy, n sez, "Mme
> Anais, dat wuz uh bootiful suevise, n we awl luff yew".
> ai remembur dat story, Sammy, n et iz da mozt bootiful story ai hab effer
> hurd.Et wuz I dint gnow Tiger dat long, but he wuz uh gudgud frend tew me
> He wuz strong n full uff adbise n hadd uh grate snese uff humor. ai feal
> sew bad dat he is gone frum diz Erf, but he iz in uh bedder plase gnow n
> mee n mine famlee heer, Pooky, Pipps n Sqweex, wiff mine sune tew be bryde
> MeOwy, wud wike tew purrproze uh toast tew Tiger, owr wunnerful frend .
> Mosey takes owt a kurchif n wipes uhway uh teer. We luv yew Tiger, buddy.
> Gwasses clink
> Mosey sniffs*
>
>