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Since: Jul 17, 2006 Posts: 4119
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(Msg. 1) Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 1:49 pm
Post subject: da nerf of mine hoomanz Archived from groups: rec>pets>cats>community (more info?)
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der i wuz mindin mineown buzinez when i hadda go to the litterbox, and i
wuuld haf hadda go if soft hadnot been makin soso muc noize... i waked up,
strecccchhheed anna walked to the laundry rum where mine boxes is anna it
wuz horrible, der wuz watermonzterz efuriwhere!!! da mean watermonzterz had
surrownded all 3 of mine boxes!!! so i lukedd atta whole situatin, den i
jumped up onna kuler inna kitchin, anna jumped ofur da watermonzterz to da
bak of da watermonzterz all in on qwik mofement anna den i wuz able ta go,
den soft putted down a blankie so i kuld get owt of der wifout gettin mine
pawz wet!!!
I voted fur throwin owt dat efil washin mashine dat hurked watermonzterz
efiwhere butted soft anna furri sayed NO, den dey wented owt and when dey
kamed bak furri played wif dat nazti machine anna he iz aktualli gonna fixit
instead of purnish it or make it leaf, when one of uscatz puts err water
where it isunt supozedta be soft getz upset bot NOOOO da washinmachine kan
doit wifout even gettin yelled at* although soft did use some new words i
hazn't heard hersef say befur*
Tiger disgruntled, thinkin if deze hoomanz would grow proper fur dat noizi
thing kulld juzt leaf furefur!!! >> Stay informed about: da nerf of mine hoomanz |
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Since: Apr 23, 2006 Posts: 703
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(Msg. 2) Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 3:53 pm
Post subject: Re: da nerf of mine hoomanz [Login to view extended thread Info.] Archived from groups: per prev. post (more info?)
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Heow bery nimbul yuz ar! Awl dat leepin an jumpin.
I yam emprezt!
I yam nottid shur wat I wud hab dun.
--
Pitö.önya
Stormmee wrote:
> der i wuz mindin mineown buzinez when i hadda go to the litterbox,
> and i wuuld haf hadda go if soft hadnot been makin soso muc noize...
> i waked up, strecccchhheed anna walked to the laundry rum where mine
> boxes is anna it wuz horrible, der wuz watermonzterz efuriwhere!!! da
> mean watermonzterz had surrownded all 3 of mine boxes!!! so i lukedd
> atta whole situatin, den i jumped up onna kuler inna kitchin, anna
> jumped ofur da watermonzterz to da bak of da watermonzterz all in on
> qwik mofement anna den i wuz able ta go, den soft putted down a
> blankie so i kuld get owt of der wifout gettin mine pawz wet!!!
>
> I voted fur throwin owt dat efil washin mashine dat hurked
> watermonzterz efiwhere butted soft anna furri sayed NO, den dey
> wented owt and when dey kamed bak furri played wif dat nazti machine
> anna he iz aktualli gonna fixit instead of purnish it or make it
> leaf, when one of uscatz puts err water where it isunt supozedta be
> soft getz upset bot NOOOO da washinmachine kan doit wifout even
> gettin yelled at* although soft did use some new words i hazn't heard
> hersef say befur*
>
> Tiger disgruntled, thinkin if deze hoomanz would grow proper fur dat
> noizi thing kulld juzt leaf furefur!!! >> Stay informed about: da nerf of mine hoomanz |
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Since: Jul 17, 2006 Posts: 4119
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(Msg. 3) Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 6:40 pm
Post subject: Re: da nerf of mine hoomanz [Login to view extended thread Info.] Archived from groups: per prev. post (more info?)
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thank yourownsef, aza err more mature kitty i should not be tzxed like diz,
da ted sayz i iz at leazt ten anna maybe efin 14, Tiger
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote in message
> Heow bery nimbul yuz ar! Awl dat leepin an jumpin.
> I yam emprezt!
> I yam nottid shur wat I wud hab dun.
>
> --
> Pitö.önya
>
> Stormmee wrote:
> > der i wuz mindin mineown buzinez when i hadda go to the litterbox,
> > and i wuuld haf hadda go if soft hadnot been makin soso muc noize...
> > i waked up, strecccchhheed anna walked to the laundry rum where mine
> > boxes is anna it wuz horrible, der wuz watermonzterz efuriwhere!!! da
> > mean watermonzterz had surrownded all 3 of mine boxes!!! so i lukedd
> > atta whole situatin, den i jumped up onna kuler inna kitchin, anna
> > jumped ofur da watermonzterz to da bak of da watermonzterz all in on
> > qwik mofement anna den i wuz able ta go, den soft putted down a
> > blankie so i kuld get owt of der wifout gettin mine pawz wet!!!
> >
> > I voted fur throwin owt dat efil washin mashine dat hurked
> > watermonzterz efiwhere butted soft anna furri sayed NO, den dey
> > wented owt and when dey kamed bak furri played wif dat nazti machine
> > anna he iz aktualli gonna fixit instead of purnish it or make it
> > leaf, when one of uscatz puts err water where it isunt supozedta be
> > soft getz upset bot NOOOO da washinmachine kan doit wifout even
> > gettin yelled at* although soft did use some new words i hazn't heard
> > hersef say befur*
> >
> > Tiger disgruntled, thinkin if deze hoomanz would grow proper fur dat
> > noizi thing kulld juzt leaf furefur!!!
>
>
> >> Stay informed about: da nerf of mine hoomanz |
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Since: Nov 12, 2006 Posts: 519
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(Msg. 4) Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 9:38 pm
Post subject: Re: da nerf of mine hoomanz [Login to view extended thread Info.] Archived from groups: per prev. post (more info?)
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Gudnis! Ime glad yu liffd tu tell the tail! I agwee dat dat watermonzter
needs tu GO!
HoneyCat
"Stormmee" wrote in message
> der i wuz mindin mineown buzinez when i hadda go to the litterbox, and
i
> wuuld haf hadda go if soft hadnot been makin soso muc noize... i waked
up,
> strecccchhheed anna walked to the laundry rum where mine boxes is anna
it
> wuz horrible, der wuz watermonzterz efuriwhere!!! da mean
watermonzterz had
> surrownded all 3 of mine boxes!!! so i lukedd atta whole situatin, den
i
> jumped up onna kuler inna kitchin, anna jumped ofur da watermonzterz
to da
> bak of da watermonzterz all in on qwik mofement anna den i wuz able ta
go,
> den soft putted down a blankie so i kuld get owt of der wifout gettin
mine
> pawz wet!!!
>
> I voted fur throwin owt dat efil washin mashine dat hurked
watermonzterz
> efiwhere butted soft anna furri sayed NO, den dey wented owt and when
dey
> kamed bak furri played wif dat nazti machine anna he iz aktualli gonna
fixit
> instead of purnish it or make it leaf, when one of uscatz puts err
water
> where it isunt supozedta be soft getz upset bot NOOOO da washinmachine
kan
> doit wifout even gettin yelled at* although soft did use some new
words i
> hazn't heard hersef say befur*
>
> Tiger disgruntled, thinkin if deze hoomanz would grow proper fur dat
noizi
> thing kulld juzt leaf furefur!!!
>
> >> Stay informed about: da nerf of mine hoomanz |
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Since: Jul 17, 2006 Posts: 4119
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(Msg. 5) Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 9:38 pm
Post subject: Re: da nerf of mine hoomanz [Login to view extended thread Info.] Archived from groups: per prev. post (more info?)
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itz almozt all gone now, mine carpet iz still damp i duzint like dat but it
wuz really big, Tiger
Julie Porter wrote in message
> Gudnis! Ime glad yu liffd tu tell the tail! I agwee dat dat watermonzter
> needs tu GO!
>
> HoneyCat
>
> "Stormmee" wrote in message
>
> > der i wuz mindin mineown buzinez when i hadda go to the litterbox, and
> i
> > wuuld haf hadda go if soft hadnot been makin soso muc noize... i waked
> up,
> > strecccchhheed anna walked to the laundry rum where mine boxes is anna
> it
> > wuz horrible, der wuz watermonzterz efuriwhere!!! da mean
> watermonzterz had
> > surrownded all 3 of mine boxes!!! so i lukedd atta whole situatin, den
> i
> > jumped up onna kuler inna kitchin, anna jumped ofur da watermonzterz
> to da
> > bak of da watermonzterz all in on qwik mofement anna den i wuz able ta
> go,
> > den soft putted down a blankie so i kuld get owt of der wifout gettin
> mine
> > pawz wet!!!
> >
> > I voted fur throwin owt dat efil washin mashine dat hurked
> watermonzterz
> > efiwhere butted soft anna furri sayed NO, den dey wented owt and when
> dey
> > kamed bak furri played wif dat nazti machine anna he iz aktualli gonna
> fixit
> > instead of purnish it or make it leaf, when one of uscatz puts err
> water
> > where it isunt supozedta be soft getz upset bot NOOOO da washinmachine
> kan
> > doit wifout even gettin yelled at* although soft did use some new
> words i
> > hazn't heard hersef say befur*
> >
> > Tiger disgruntled, thinkin if deze hoomanz would grow proper fur dat
> noizi
> > thing kulld juzt leaf furefur!!!
> >
> >
>
> >> Stay informed about: da nerf of mine hoomanz |
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Since: Jun 06, 2005 Posts: 1156
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(Msg. 6) Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 10:25 am
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On Sun, 27 Aug 2006 13:49:39 -0500, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:
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> Tiger disgruntled, thinkin if deze hoomanz would grow proper fur dat noizi
> thing kulld juzt leaf furefur!!!
My luf! You poor deer!
Dey shud bring dat washermonster to da washermonster pound!
But I'ze glad to see dat you iz agile enuf to do dat kinda jumpin!
--
Purrs,
Mme. Anaïs
8/28/2006 10:23:54 AM
anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net >> Stay informed about: da nerf of mine hoomanz |
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Since: Jul 17, 2006 Posts: 4119
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(Msg. 7) Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 3:15 pm
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thank yourownsef, da washermonzter pownd wuuld be nize butted i thinkz furri
sayed it wuz juzt a little part so its stayin, Tiger
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
> On Sun, 27 Aug 2006 13:49:39 -0500, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
> typed:
> >
> > Tiger disgruntled, thinkin if deze hoomanz would grow proper fur dat
noizi
> > thing kulld juzt leaf furefur!!!
>
> My luf! You poor deer!
>
> Dey shud bring dat washermonster to da washermonster pound!
>
> But I'ze glad to see dat you iz agile enuf to do dat kinda jumpin!
> --
> Purrs,
>
> Mme. Anaïs
> 8/28/2006 10:23:54 AM
> anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net >> Stay informed about: da nerf of mine hoomanz |
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